The Book of Screed - April 5th, 2008

For some reason I'm watching televised poker. There's even color commentary. It's pretty boring, and I really should be doing something else, but I spent all afternoon packing and cleaning, and I don't want to get up to change the channel.

The commentary is occasionally hilarious, though unintentionally. Just now they were talking about a pair. This guy apparently had a big pair. A huge pair! An enormous pair!

I can think of worse things to be famous for.

-JM