jonathanmoeller ([info]jonathanmoeller) wrote,
@ 2007-10-09 12:52:00
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multiple-choice quiz for cell phone owners
QUESTION: You've just recorded a 45-second snippet of your favorite rock song as your voicemail greeting (at maximum volume), thereby forcing callers to listen to this song before leaving you a message. What does this say about you?

A.) You are an independent, vibrant person, unafraid to share your brilliant musical tastes with an ignorant and bourgeoisie world.

B.) You are comfortable with your individuality and choose to express your utter uniqueness through your voicemail greeting.

C.) You are an obnoxious jerk.

EXTRA CREDIT: If you set a Britney Spears song as your voicemail greeting, should you be banned from using a cell phone for life, or only for fifty years?

-JM


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(Anonymous)
2007-10-10 09:22 pm UTC (link)
So I take it you don't like that fat degenerate Britney Spears?
-Mark M.

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[info]jonathanmoeller
2007-10-10 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Well, my grudge stems more from the fact that during the height of her popularity, her music was played over, and over, and over, and over again in public places such as gas stations, which soon became incredibly annoying.

This is part of the reason I detest so-called "popular" music.

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